Yup I'm officially a forerunner (OverLord) in EGC on Halo 3.
Haha yeah it's such an awesome game to waste time and play with people you don't know or never seen.
But hey all of us have to have entertainment right? Mine just seems to be a bit less costly than others for right now.
SO yeah just throwing a quick one out there haha which I managed to use all the money on forge pretty fast for my Dino Hunting job.
But anyway yup bout' to go do some work and show off my 50 why not.
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Monday, June 29, 2009
Lyrics in Progress
So yeah I'm finally getting down to it and getting my songs done. I have 4 done already which I need to record and put online so people can see. I think they're good but I guess everyone else will be the judge of that haha. But yeah I love music and I guess that's what got me into it to start with, I took a break a while back but this one girl got me back into it and now I guess I'm producing stuff better than I ever have. Just wish I was professional and all it'd look better on my resume ; )
lol.
But yeah so just wanted to throw a curve ball segment of me getting into my song writing and lyrics and that I will soon have them all up and everything on my youtube site which hopefully hits it out of the ball park.
See ya 2morrow.
lol.
But yeah so just wanted to throw a curve ball segment of me getting into my song writing and lyrics and that I will soon have them all up and everything on my youtube site which hopefully hits it out of the ball park.
See ya 2morrow.
Sunday, June 28, 2009
Isn't college amazing?
The one type of school where you don't have to show up and you can't get docked or called home for.
The one type of school where you can go there for like 50 years or more (if you really wanted to) and nobody would care.
The one type of school with the most parties.
Yup college has a lot of interesting things to it except the money you have to pay.
If you don't already have money for classes then you have to take out a student loan from the school and basically pay them back...with interest!!!
It's a pretty crazy society nowadays because most kids getting out of high school freshly can't pay or get a job to pay for the schooling so they're stuck in a pitfall.
Because everyone knows to get to school you need a car or money, to get a car you need money, to get money you need a job, to get a job you need college education more than likely, etc. etc. until the spiraling staircase gets tired and decides to end.
And don't even start with major universities...you'll be paying until you're 30+ unless you get a scholarship or grant of some sort whether it be academics, athletics, or other intent and purposes.
But overall, in the long run I say it's worth it because you meet new people, learn new skills, pick what you want to learn so it's nothing you didn't choose, have fun, relax, show up and make your own class schedules (partly), and most importantly the only person responsible for you is yourself.
Yup I love college...so does Asher Roth.
;)
The one type of school where you can go there for like 50 years or more (if you really wanted to) and nobody would care.
The one type of school with the most parties.
Yup college has a lot of interesting things to it except the money you have to pay.
If you don't already have money for classes then you have to take out a student loan from the school and basically pay them back...with interest!!!
It's a pretty crazy society nowadays because most kids getting out of high school freshly can't pay or get a job to pay for the schooling so they're stuck in a pitfall.
Because everyone knows to get to school you need a car or money, to get a car you need money, to get money you need a job, to get a job you need college education more than likely, etc. etc. until the spiraling staircase gets tired and decides to end.
And don't even start with major universities...you'll be paying until you're 30+ unless you get a scholarship or grant of some sort whether it be academics, athletics, or other intent and purposes.
But overall, in the long run I say it's worth it because you meet new people, learn new skills, pick what you want to learn so it's nothing you didn't choose, have fun, relax, show up and make your own class schedules (partly), and most importantly the only person responsible for you is yourself.
Yup I love college...so does Asher Roth.
;)
Saturday, June 27, 2009
Big Words = Afraid
I've realized nobody likes to hear a few of the following words or phrases:
Conference Call
Auto Insurance Quote
Structured Settlement
Attorney
Insurance
IRS
Student Loan
Interest Rates
These are some of the things people hate to hear or don't want to because it usually means $$$ somehow coming out of our pockets or a big sum we lose. People like eSurance and FreeCreditReport.com have helped try to lessen this by actually offering pretty good services.
I seriously hate this decline in economy because it makes everybody tighter and more stingy as well as un-trusting than they were already.
It'd be amazing to see a rise in economy rather than this decline we've had for quite a long time now...I mean honestly if you see it declining how about start finding ways to raise it don't leave it for years later and be like ok here you go.
But yeah I just wanted to get that out because I saw those 2 commercials today and thought I'd share my thoughts.
Conference Call
Auto Insurance Quote
Structured Settlement
Attorney
Insurance
IRS
Student Loan
Interest Rates
These are some of the things people hate to hear or don't want to because it usually means $$$ somehow coming out of our pockets or a big sum we lose. People like eSurance and FreeCreditReport.com have helped try to lessen this by actually offering pretty good services.
I seriously hate this decline in economy because it makes everybody tighter and more stingy as well as un-trusting than they were already.
It'd be amazing to see a rise in economy rather than this decline we've had for quite a long time now...I mean honestly if you see it declining how about start finding ways to raise it don't leave it for years later and be like ok here you go.
But yeah I just wanted to get that out because I saw those 2 commercials today and thought I'd share my thoughts.
Friday, June 26, 2009
Best 3 Hour 18 Minute 13 Second Phone Call
Yup that's right. It happened last night...well this morning technically? Haha
I mean yeah I've stayed up talkin that long before probably but damn last night she had me tired and striving to stay awake. Lol I loved how we sang, talked in general, learned a few new things, had alter egos, talked to each others levels, made money, and damn did she laugh over like a million times. It's ok cuz' I love her laugh soooo much it's so cute but there's nothing cute about her voice cuz' that's like a straight-up singing, angel's voice or something. I mean she could be a model, she's BODACIOUS , she has a great personality, makes me laugh and smile all the time, can sing, plays guitar, works out like no other, and all the thing most girls don't do or hate (like eating in front of people seriously wtf are girls thinkin? We don't take you to dinner or out to eat for you to get a small salad or order like a french fry and say your done...just an F.Y.I)that guys wished girls like she does. So yeah just waking up from only 6 hours of sleep or something but it was worth it and I had to write about it because after all the stuff that has happened this week in the media, that totally just changed my world from kinda upset and sad to feeling on top of the world. I hope all you have a person that can do that for you because believe me it's the best feeling, sensation, and conversations in the world.
:)
<3
.
I mean yeah I've stayed up talkin that long before probably but damn last night she had me tired and striving to stay awake. Lol I loved how we sang, talked in general, learned a few new things, had alter egos, talked to each others levels, made money, and damn did she laugh over like a million times. It's ok cuz' I love her laugh soooo much it's so cute but there's nothing cute about her voice cuz' that's like a straight-up singing, angel's voice or something. I mean she could be a model, she's BODACIOUS , she has a great personality, makes me laugh and smile all the time, can sing, plays guitar, works out like no other, and all the thing most girls don't do or hate (like eating in front of people seriously wtf are girls thinkin? We don't take you to dinner or out to eat for you to get a small salad or order like a french fry and say your done...just an F.Y.I)that guys wished girls like she does. So yeah just waking up from only 6 hours of sleep or something but it was worth it and I had to write about it because after all the stuff that has happened this week in the media, that totally just changed my world from kinda upset and sad to feeling on top of the world. I hope all you have a person that can do that for you because believe me it's the best feeling, sensation, and conversations in the world.
:)
<3
.
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Michael Jackson Dead...=/
Known as M.J. for short.
The King of Pop and Dancing.
The creator of many classical hits still heard today:
Thriller, Billie Jean, The Way You Make me Feel, Bad, Beat It, Remember the Time, and many more.
I'm a Michael Jackson fan I don't care about the media or that he had his millions and lost some in the lawsuits and cases and all the haters and all that non-sense people give him. He seriously was and IS still a major influence now around the world. I guess the saying:
"Nobody knows what you've really done or appreciates it until you're gone"
is true because now he is gone.
He was 50 years old and died from Cardiac Arrest where he was then rushed to the UCLA Medical Center. A little after getting there he we deemed and dated dead today June 25th, 2009.
I'm very upset especially since he was going to be going on tour again soon. A man was stripped from starting his career up again by death...if that's not one of the worst things to hear then I don't know what is (in a logical sense).
All I know is that no matter what people say, what negative feedback is brought up upon him, and no matter how much speculation circulates about Michael Jackson, I'll always be a fan and love him for what he did.
The only thing I would regret if I had such a stance, was that I never got to meet the Living Legend in person nor' speak to him.
Rest in Peace Michael, I hope only the best and greatest adventures lie ahead of you wherever you may be now.
Amen.
-Mark Bliss Becker II
The King of Pop and Dancing.
The creator of many classical hits still heard today:
Thriller, Billie Jean, The Way You Make me Feel, Bad, Beat It, Remember the Time, and many more.
I'm a Michael Jackson fan I don't care about the media or that he had his millions and lost some in the lawsuits and cases and all the haters and all that non-sense people give him. He seriously was and IS still a major influence now around the world. I guess the saying:
"Nobody knows what you've really done or appreciates it until you're gone"
is true because now he is gone.
He was 50 years old and died from Cardiac Arrest where he was then rushed to the UCLA Medical Center. A little after getting there he we deemed and dated dead today June 25th, 2009.
I'm very upset especially since he was going to be going on tour again soon. A man was stripped from starting his career up again by death...if that's not one of the worst things to hear then I don't know what is (in a logical sense).
All I know is that no matter what people say, what negative feedback is brought up upon him, and no matter how much speculation circulates about Michael Jackson, I'll always be a fan and love him for what he did.
The only thing I would regret if I had such a stance, was that I never got to meet the Living Legend in person nor' speak to him.
Rest in Peace Michael, I hope only the best and greatest adventures lie ahead of you wherever you may be now.
Amen.
-Mark Bliss Becker II
Blogxy Morons
Here's a big list of Oxymorons. I decided to put em' here case u get bored and feel like wasting time w/ some humor haha:
ABORTION DOCTOR
ABSOLUTELY UNSURE
ABUNDANT POVERTY
ACADEMIC SORORITY
ACCIDENT ALERT
ACCIDENTALLY ON PURPOSE
ACCORDION MUSIC
ACCURATE ELECTION
ACCURATE ESTIMATE
ACCURATE FORECAST
ACCURATE RUMOR
ACCURATE STEREOTYPE
ACUTE DULLNESS
ACT NATURALLY
ACTIVE RETIREMENT
ACTIVE NEUTRALITY
ADULT CHILDREN
ADULT MALE
ADVANCED BASIC
ADVANCED BEGINNER
AEROBIC EXERCISE
AFFORDABLE HOUSING
A FOOT AHEAD
AGED CARE INDUSTRY
AGING YUPPIE
AGREE TO DISAGREE
AIR FIELD
AIRLINE FOOD
AIRPORT SECURITY
ALLIGATOR SKIN
ALMOST ALWAYS
ALMOST CERTAIN
ALMOST EXACTLY
ALMOST NEVER
ALMOST PERFECT
ALONE TOGETHER
ALUMINUM BOTTLE
AMATEUR EXPERT
AMERICAN BEER
AMERICAN CHOP SUEY
AMERICAN CULTURE
AMERICAN ENGLISH
AMERICAN HONDA
AMERICAN INTELLIGENCE
AMERICAN TALIBAN
AMICABLE DIVORCE
AMISH TECHNOLOGY
AMONG THE FIRST
AMTRAK SCHEDULE
ANARCHY RULES
ANOREXIC PIG
ANTICIPATED SURPRISE
ANTIQUE CARS
AQUALAND
APPEAR INVISIBLE
APPROXIMATELY EQUAL
ARABIC ANTI-SEMITISM
ARMCHAIR ATHLETE
ARMY INTELLIGENCE
ARID OCEAN
ARTIFICIAL GRASS
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE
ARTIFICIAL LIFE
ATHEISTIC THEOCRACY
ATHLETIC SCHOLARSHIP
ATTENTIVE HUSBAND
ASSISTANT SUPERVISOR
AUTHENTIC REPLICA
AUTHENTIC REPRODUCTION
AUTO PILOT
AWFULLY GOOD
AWFULLY NICE
BABY GRAND
BABY SIT
BAD GOOD-BYE
BAD HEALTH
BAD LUCK
BAD SEX
BAKED ALASKA
BALDING HAIR
BANKRUPT MILLIONAIRE
BARELY DRESSED
BATTLE READY
BEAUTIFUL BADLANDS
BEST OF DON LANE
BIG BABY
BIG MINORITY
BIG SIP
BIGGER HALF
BIRD DOG
BITTERSWEET
BLACK GOLD
BLACKMARKET.GOV
BLACK LIGHT
BLESSED CURSE
BLIND EYE
BLINDING LIGHT
BLUEBIRD OF HAPPINESS
BOMB SHELTER
BOYFRIEND
BOY BANDS WITH INSTRUMENTS
BRAIN FART
BRAVE WIMP
BRIEF LEGAL DESCRIPTION
BRIEFING
BRIGHT SHADE
BRIEF JOURNEY
BRITISH FASHION
BRITISH HUMOUR
BUDGET BUSTERS
BUDGET DEFICIT
BULL SHARK
BURNING COLD
BURNING ICE
BUSINESS CASUAL
BUSINESS ETHICS
BUTT-HEAD
CAFETERIA FOOD
CALCULATED RISK
CALIFORNIA CHAMPAGNE
CALIFORNIA CULTURE
CALIFORNIA EXPRESSWAY
CALM STORM
CALM WIND
CARE INDUSTRY
CARNAL INNOCENCE
CARNIVOROUS VEGETARIAN
CATDOG
CATFISH
CAMPING RESORT
CARDINAL SIN
CASUAL INTIMACY
CASUAL SEX
CHARM OFFENSIVE
CHEAP GAS
CHEAP SCHOOLING
CHEAP SKATES
CHEERFUL PESSIMIST
CHEERFULLY CYNICAL
CHEERLEADING SCHOLARSHIP
CHEROKEE PIONEER
CHILDPROOF
CHRISTIAN MILITIA
CHRISTIAN RIGHT
CHRISTIAN SCIENTISTS
CITY PARK
CITY WORKER
CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE
CIVIL ENGINEER
CIVIL LIBERTARIAN
CIVIL UNREST
CIVIL SERVANT
CIVIL WAR
CLASSIC ROCK & ROLL
CLEAN AIR
CLEAN COAL
CLEAN DIRT
CLEAN MUD
CLEAN OIL
CLEAN TOILET
CLEARLY AMBIGUOUS
CLEARLY CONFUSED
CLEARLY CONFUSING
CLEARLY MISUNDERSTOOD
CLEVER FOOL
CLEVELAND GRAN PRIX
CLOSE DISTANCE
COAL MINE SAFETY
COCA-COLA FOODS
COED FRATERNITY
COED SORORITY
COLD SWEAT
COLD AS HELL
COLD HEART
COLLECTIBLE ANTIQUES
COLLECTIVE LIBERTY
COMFORTABLE THONG
COMFORTABLY DRESSED
COMMITTEE DECISION
COMMON SENSE
COMMON SENSE UNDERWRITING
COMMUNIST PARTY
COMPASSIONATE CONSERVATIVE
COMPASSIONATE NARCISSIST
COMPETITIVE DISADVANTAGE
COMPLETE SELECTION
COMPLETELY DISORGANIZED
COMPLETELY UNFINISHED
COMPLETELY UNPREPARED
COMPULSORY VOLUNTEERS
COMPUTER JOCK
COMPUTER SCIENCE
COMPUTER SECURITY
CONCILIATION COURT
CONCRETE PAD
CONDITIONALLY PRE-APPROVED
CONFIRMED RUMOR
CONGRESSIONAL ETHICS
CONGRESSIONAL ACTION
CONSCIENTIOUS CAPITALISM
CONSERVATIVE ACTIVIST
CONSERVATIVE DEMOCRAT
CONSERVATIVE INTELLECTUAL
CONSISTENTLY INCONSISTENT
CONSPICUOUS ABSENCE
CONSTANT CHANGE
CONSTANT VARIABLE
CONSTRUCTION WORKER
CONSTRUCTIVE ATTITUDE
CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM
CONSUMER AWARENESS
CONTEMPORARY CLASSIC
CONVENIENCE STORE
COOPERATIVE MULTITASKING
CORPORATE CONSCIENCE
CORPORATE PLANNING
CORPORATE RESPONSIBILITY
CORRECT ERROR
CORRECTIONAL INSTITUTION
CORRUPT OFFICIAL
COST EFFECTIVE
COTTON CANDY
COUNTRY LIFE
COUNTRY MUSIC
COURTESY TOWING
COVERED BRIDGE
COWARDLY LION
CRACK PIPE
CRASH LANDING
CREATIVE DESTRUCTION
CRIME PREVENTION
CRIMINAL JUSTICE
CRIMINAL RIGHTS
CRISIS MANAGEMENT
CROWED ROOM
CRUEL KINDNESS
CURRENT HISTORY
CURVED LINE
CUSTOMER SATISFACTION
CUSTOMER SERVICE
CULTURED ANIMAL
DAILY SPECIAL
DANGEROUSLY SAFE
DAYS NIGHT
DEAD RIGHT
DEAD SPIRITS
DEAFENING SILENCE
DEATH BENEFITS
DEBUTANTE BALL
DECAFFEINATED COFFEE
DECENT LAWYER
DEEPER HIGH
DEFINITE MAYBE
DEFENSIVE STRIKE
DEFENSIVE TACKLE
DEFENSIVE WEAPON
DEFIANT MAYBE
DEGRADABLE PLASTIC
DELIBERATE MISTAKE
DELIBERATELY THOUGHTLESS
DEMOCRATIC CENTRALISM
DEMOCRATIC CONGRESS
DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR
DESIGNER JEANS
DESKTOP PUBLISHING
DETAILED SUMMARY
DEVELOPMENTAL SWAMP LAND
DEVOUT CHRISTIAN
DIET COKE
DIET ICE CREAM
DIPLOMATIC OFFENSIVE
DISCO MUSIC
DISPOSABLE INCOME
DIVORCE COURT
DIFFERENT SIMILARITIES
DODGE RAM
DOING NOTHING
DOMESTIC ABUSE
DOMESTIC BLISS
DONNER PARTY
DOTTED LINE
DOUBLE-CHECK
DOUBLE SOLITAIRE
DOWN ESCALATOR
DRESS PANTS
DRIVING PLEASURE
DRUG FREE SCHOOL ZONE
DRY BEER
DRY CREEK
DRY ICE
DRY LAKE
DRY MARTINI
DRY WATER
DRY WINE
DULL ROAR
DUMB ASS
DUST OFF
EARTH ANGEL
EASY LABOR (CHILDBIRTH)
EASY MONEY
EASY PAYMENTS
EASY PROBLEM
EASY TO FOLLOW DIRECTIONS
ECONOMIC REFORM
ECONOMY CAR
EDUCATED GUESS
EDUCATED ILLITERATE
EDUCATIONAL TELEVISION
EFFECTIVE COMPASSION
ELECTROSHOCK THERAPY
ELEMENTARY CALCULUS
ELEVATED SUBWAY
EMERGENCY ROOM
EMPTY STOMACH
END HEAD
ENGLISH GOURMET
ENGLISH SYNTAX
ENTERTAINMENT NEWS
ENTIRE PORTION
ENVIRONMENTALLY SENSITIVE DEVELOPMENT
EQUAL HOUSING
EQUAL JUSTICE
EQUAL OPPORTUNITY
EQUAL OPPORTUNITY
ERGONOMIC KEYBOARD
ESCHEW OBFUSCATION
ESSENTIAL SERVICE
ETHICAL ATTORNEY
ETHIOPIAN FOOD
EUROPEAN COMMUNITY
EVAPORATED MILK
EVEN ODDS
EXACT DIFFERENCE
EXACT ESTIMATE
EXACT OPPOSITE
EXECUTIVE DECISION
EXPANDED BASIC
EXPECTED SURPRISE
EXPERT AMATEUR
EXPRESS BUS
EXPRESS MAIL
EXTENSIVE BRIEFING
EXTINCT LIFE
EXTENSIVE BRIEFING
EXTRA TIME
EYES WIDE SHUT
FAIL SAFE
FAIR LENDING
FAIR REPORTING
FAIR TRIAL
FAITHFUL BOYFRIEND
FAITHFUL HUSBAND
FALLOUT SHELTER
FALSE POSITIVE
FALSE REALITY
FAMILIAR DIFFERENCE
FAMILIAR STRANGER
FAMILY ENTERTAINMENT
FAMILY VACATION
FAN FATALE
FAN LIGHT
FAREWELL RECEPTION
FAST FOOD
FAST FOOD RESTAURANT
FAST IDLE
FAST TURTLE
FAT-FREE CREAM
FAT-FREE CREAMER
FAT-FREE ICE CREAM
FEATHERWEIGHT
FEDERAL BUDGET
FEELING NUMB
FELLOW WOMEN
FEMALE AUTOBOT
FEMALE LOGIC
FEMALE TRANSFORMER
FIBER GLASS
FIGHTING CHRISTIANS
FINAL VERSION
FINE MESS
FIREHOSE
FIREHOUSE
FIREWATER
FIRST ANNUAL
FIRST-STRIKE DEFENSE
FISH FARM
FISH FINGERS
FLAT-BUSTED
FLEXIBLE ETHICS
FLOOD CONTROL
FOLLOWING PREVIEW
FOOLHARDY
FOOTBALL
FOOTBALL SCHOLARSHIP
FORCED NORMALIZATION
FOREVER'S END
FORGETFUL ELEPHANT
FOUND MISSING
FORWARD LATERAL
FREE GIFT
FREEWILL BAPTIST CHURCH
FREE LOVE
FREE WITH PURCHASE
FREEDOM LOAN
FREEDOM MORTGAGE
FREEZER BURN
FRENCH DEODORANT
FRENCH MAFIA
FRENCH RESISTANCE
FRENCH SHAVING CREAM (FOR WOMEN)
FRESH AIR
FRESH CHEESE
FRESH DRIED FRUIT
FRESH FROZEN
FRIED ICE CREAM
FRIENDLY ADVICE
FRIENDLY ARGUMENT
FRIENDLY COMPETITOR
FRIENDLY DIVORCE
FRIENDLY ENEMY
FRIENDLY FIRE
FRIENDLY SUIT (LEGAL)
FRIENDLY TAKEOVER
FRONT END
FROZEN HELL
FULL SERVICE
FULL SERVICE SNACK BAR
FULL-LENGTH BIKINI
FULL STOP
FULL-TIME HOBBY
FUNKY WHITE GUY
FUNNY INSULT
FUN RUN
FUTURE DATE
FUZZY LOGIC
GATEWAY
GAY DRILL SERGEANT
GAY PRIESTS
GAY RIGHTS
GENTLE PIRANHA
GENTLEMAN'S AGREEMENT
GENUINE FAKE
GENUINE FORGERY
GENUINE ILLUSION
GENUINE IMITATION
GENUINE PLASTIC
GENUINE REPLICA
GHOSTLY SPIRIT
GIANT SHRIMP
GIRLFRIEND
GIRL SCOUT NUTS
GLOBAL VILLAGE
GO SIT
GOD AWFUL
GOLDEN SILVERWARE
GOLIATH BEETLE
GOOD BOY
GOOD DEMON
GOOD FRIDAY
GOOD GRIEF
GOOD JOB
GOOD KID
GOOD LIE
GOOD LOSER
GOOD MORNING
GOOD SHIT
GOOD TEENAGER
GOURMET CAT FOOD
GOURMET PORRIDGE
GOURMET SANDWICH
GOVERNMENT AID
GOVERNMENT ASSISTANCE
GOVERNMENT INTEGRITY
GOVERNMENT ORGANIZATION
GOVERNMENTAL EFFICIENCY
GOVERNMENT WORKER
GRADUATE STUDENT
GRAND THEFT
GRASS ROOTS
GREAT BRITAIN
GREAT DEPRESSION
GREAT WAR
GREEN CONSUMERISM
GREEN ORANGES
GROWING DEEP
GROWING DIM
GROWING SMALLER
GUARANTEED FORECAST
GUEST HOST
GUM BRICK
GUNBOAT DIPLOMACY
GYPSY KING
HALF-BREED
HALF DEAD
HALF EMPTY
HALF FULL
HALF NAKED
HANG OVER
HAPPILY MARRIED
HAPPY CAMPER
HAPPY MONDAY
HARD PILLOW
HARD WATER
HEAD-BUTT
HEAD-END
HEALTH CARE INDUSTRY
HEALTHY CHOCOLATE
HELICOPTER FLIGHT
HELLS ANGELS
HIGHLY DEPRESSED
HIP-HOP CULTURE
HISTORICAL FICTION
HOLLOW POINT
HOLY HELL
HOLY LAND
HOLY WAR
HOME OFFICE
HOMELESS SHELTER
HOMELAND SECURITY
HONEST CROOK
HONEST LAWYER
HONEST POLITICIAN
HOLISTIC MEDICINE
HOMEWORK
HOPELESSLY OPTIMISTIC
HOTDOG
HOT ICE
HOT WATER HEATER
HOUSE ETHICS COMMITTEE
HUGE MARKET NICHE
HUMANITARIAN INVASION
HUMAN EVOLUTION
HUMBLE PEDANTRY
HURTS SO GOOD
HYBRID CAR
ICE CREAM CAKE
ICY HOT
IDIOT SAVANT
ILL HEALTH
ILLEGITIMATE RELATIVE
IMMEDIATE FUTURE
INNATE WISDOM
INCREASING DECLINES
INDUSTRIAL PARK
INFINITE NUMBER
INITIAL CONCLUSION
INMATE TRUSTEE
IN-SCHOOL SUSPENSION
INSIDE OUT
INSTANT CLASSIC
INSTANT OIL CHANGE
INTELLIGENT LIFE FORMS
INTELLIGENT REPORTER
INTELLIGENT WAR REPORTER
INVISIBLE INK
INVISIBLE SOLID
INSTRUMENTAL SONG
INTENSE APATHY
INTERNET PRIVACY
INTRINSIC VALUE
IRATE PATIENT
IRONIC SIMILARITIES
JAILBIRD
JEWISH NAZI
JOGGING STROLLER
JOURNALISTIC ACCURACY
JOURNALISTIC INTEGRITY
JUMBO SHRIMP
JUNK FOOD
JUST WAR
JUSTIFIABLE PARANOIA
KEY CHAIN
KNOTHOLE
KOSHER HAM
LACE-UP LOAFERS
LAME EFFORT
LARGER HALF
LAST EXIT
LAW ENFORCEMENT
LEAD BALLOON
LEAN PORK
LEAST FAVORITE
LED ZEPPELIN
LEFT INTELLECTUAL
LEGAL BRIEF
LEGAL ETHICS
LEGAL JUSTICE
LEGAL MONOPOLY
LEGALLY DRUNK
LEISURE SUIT
LEND LEASE
LESS IS MORE
LIBERAL REPUBLICAN
LIBERAL THINKER
LIFE INSURANCE
LIFE SENTENCE
LIGHT BEER
LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT
LIMITED INCURSION
LIMITED WAR
LIMOUSINE BUS
LINEAR CURVE
LIQUID CRYSTAL
LIQUID GAS
LIQUID METAL
LIQUID PAPER
LITERAL INTERPRETATION
LITTLE BIG HORN
LITTLE GIANT
LIVE RECORDING
LIVING DEAD
LOCAL CELEBRITY
LOCAL LONG DISTANCE
LONG ISLAND EXPRESSWAY
LONG SLEEVE T-SHIRT
LOOPHOLE
LOPSIDED MAJORITY
LOUD LIBRARIAN
LOUD WHISPER
LOVE AFFAIR
LOVING CHRISTIANS
LOVESICK
LOW INSURANCE RATES
LOW FAT
LOW-PAID POLITICIAN
LOYAL OPPOSITION
LUXURY APARTMENT
LUXURY BUS
LUXURY SUV
MALAYSIAN DEMOCRACY
MALNUTRITION NUTRITIONIST
MALE COMPASSION
MALE INTELLECT
MALE LADYBUG
MANAGED COMPETITION
MANAGEMENT ACTION
MANAGEMENT SCIENCE
MANAGEMENT STYLE
MANAGEMENT SUPPORT
MANDATORY OPTIONS
MAN'S INTUITION
MANUAL AUTOMATIC GARAGE DOOR OPENERS
MARIJUANA INITIATIVE
MARKETING STRATEGY
MARRIED LIFE
MARTIAL BLISS
MARTIAL LAW
MARTIAL MUSIC
MATERNITY FASHION
MATURE STUDENT
MAXI THINS
MEATLESS CHILI
MEATLESS HAMBURGER
MEDICAID PAYMENT
MEDIUM LARGE
MEDICAL ETHICS
METAL BOARD
METAL WOODS
MEXICAN CUISINE
MICROSOFT WORKS
MIDNIGHT SUN
MID-EAST PEACE
MIGHTY WEAK
MILD ABRASIVE
MILD HEART ATTACK
MILD JALAPENO PEPPER
MILD INTEREST
MILD MANNERED REPORTER
MILE HIGH
MILITARY INTELLIGENCE
MILITARY PEACE
MILITARY JUSTICE
MILITARY ORGANIZATION
MINIATURE GIANT
MINDLESS THINKING
MIND EXPANDING DRUGS
MINOR CRISES
MINOR DISASTER
MINOR HURRICANE
MINOR MIRACLE
MINOR SURGERY
MOBILE STATION
MODERN CLASSIC
MODERN HISTORY
MORAL MAJORITY
MORTGAGE INDUSTRY
MOTION PICTURE
MOURNFUL OPTIMISTIC
MUD BATH
MUSICAL COMEDY
MUTE SOUND
MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE
NAMELESS CELEBRITY
NATIVE IMMIGRANT
NATURAL BLONDE
NATURAL ENHANCEMENT
NEAR MISS
NEARLY COMPLETE
NECESSARY MEETING
NEGATIVE GAIN
NEGATIVE PROFIT
NEVERMORE
NET LOSS
NEUTRAL CHARGE
NEUTRAL COLOR
NEVER AGAIN
NEVER IS
NEVER MIND
NEVER REPEATED
NEW AND IMPROVED
NEW ANTIQUES
NEW CLASSIC
NEW JERSEY, THE GARDEN STATE
NEW LOFTS
NEW ROUTINE
NEW TRADITION
NEW USED CARS
NEW YORK CULTURE
NIGHTSHADE
NINJA TURTLES
NOBLE SAVAGE
NO FAIR
NON-ALCOHOLIC BEER
NON-ALCOHOLIC WINE
NON-BINDING RESOLUTION
NON-DAIRY CREAMER
NON-DENOMINATIONAL CHURCH
NON-DENOMINATIONAL PRAYER
NON-STICK GLUE
NON-STICK GUM
NON-STOP FLIGHT
NON-WORKING MOTHER
NORMAL DEVIATION
NORTHWEST SUMMER
NORMALLY WEIRD
NOTHING HAPPENS
NOW THEN...
NUCLEAR DEFENSE
NUCLEAR STRATEGY
NUMB FEELING
OBJECTIVE OPINION
OBJECTIVE PARENT
OBNOXIOUSLY HAPPY
OBVIOUS SECRET
OBVIOUSLY HIDDEN
OBSCENE ART
ODD SIMILARITIES
ODDLY APPROPRIATE
OFFICE SUITE
OFFSET
OLD NEWS
ON THE GO
ONE HOUR PHOTO
ONE SIZE FITS ALL
ONLY CHOICE
ONLY ONE OPTION
ONLY OPTION
ON TIME FLIGHT
ON TIME TRAIN
OPEN CIRCUIT
OPEN CODE
OPEN SECRET
OPERATING SYSTEM
OPERATION RESCUE
ORGANIZED CHAOS
ORGANIZED CONFUSION
ORGANIZED CRIME
ORGANIZED MESS
ORGANIZED TRAFFIC JAM
ORIGINAL COPY
ORIGINAL REPRINT
OVERCOOL
OVERDONE
OVERFULL
OVERMODEST
OXYMORON
PAGAN CRETIN
PAID VOLUNTEER
PAINLESS SUICIDE
PAINLESS TORTURE
PAPER TABLECLOTH
PAPERLESS OFFICE
PARTIALLY COMPLETED
PARTIAL CEASEFIRE
PARTIAL SILENCE
PARTLY PREGNANT
PASS RUSHER
PASSIVE AGGRESSION
PEACE FORCE
PEACE OFFENSIVE
PEACE OFFICER
PEACEFUL HULLABALOO
PEACEFUL WARRIOR
PEACEFULLY CONTENTIOUS
PEACE-KEEPER MISSILE
PERFECT IDIOT
PERFECTLY AWFUL
PERMANENT GUEST-HOST
PERMANENT LOAN
PERSONAL COMPUTER
PET PEEVE
PET SLUG
PETTY CASH
PHILOSOPHY SCIENCE
PHYSICIAN ASSISTED SUICIDE
PLANNED CHAOS
PLANNED PARENTHOOD
PLANNED SERENDIPITY
PLANNED SPONTANEITY
PLANNED SURPRISE
PLASTIC BOARD
PLASTIC FLOWERS
PLASTIC GLASS
PLASTIC LEMON
PLASTIC SILVERWARE
PLASTIC STRAW
PLASTIC WOOD
PLAYER COACH
PLAYER PIANO
POLICE PROTECTION
POLICE SCIENCE
POLITE CABBY
POLITE SALESMAN
POLITICAL LEADERSHIP
POLITICAL ETHICS
POLITICAL PROMISE
POLITICAL SCIENCE
POLITICAL WILL
POLITICALLY CORRECT
POOR LITTLE RICH GIRL
POP ART
POPULAR MECHANICS
POOR LITTLE RICH GIRL
POP PUNK
POSITIVE DEFEAT
POST FEMINIST
POST-MODERN
POSTAL EFFICIENCY
POSTAL SERVICE
POSTAL WORKER
POT LUCK
POWER NAP
PRACTICAL EXPERIENCE
PRACTICAL LOGIC
PRECISION BOMBING
PREEMPTIVE REACTION
PREMATURE EJACULATION
PREMEDITATED SPONTANEITY
PREMENSTRUAL PERIOD
PRESS RELEASE
PRESIDENTIAL PROMISES
PRETTY SMART
PRETTY UGLY
PREVENTABLE ACCIDENT
PRISON LIFE
PRIVATE CITIZEN
PRIVATE E-MAIL
PRODUCING MANAGER
PRODUCTION MEETING
PRODUCTIVITY COMMITTEE
PROFESSIONAL COURTESY
PROFESSIONAL JEALOUSY
PROFESSIONAL REALTOR
PROFESSIONAL TEMP
PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING
PROGRAM-LENGTH COMMERCIAL
PROGRESSIVE CONSERVATIVE
PROMISCUOUS NUN
PROPRIETARY STANDARD
PSYCHIATRIC CARE
PUBLIC SERVANT
PURE POLLUTION
QUALIFIED SUCCESS
QUALITY ASSURANCE
QUALITY SERVICE
QUANTUM LEAP
QUICK ESCROW
QUICK REBOOT
QUIET RIOT
QUIET SCREAM
RABBI HITLER
RADIO SHOW
RAMPANT APATHY
RANDOM LOGIC
RANDOM ORDER
RANDOMLY ORGANIZED
RANDOM PATTERNS
RANDOM PRECISION
RAP ARTIST
RAP MUSIC
RAPID TRANSIT
REAGAN DEMOCRAT
REAGAN MEMOIRS
REAL COPY
REAL FAKE
REAL FANTASY
REAL PHONY
REAL LIE
REAL POTENTIAL
REAL PROCESSED CHEESE
REAL VINYL
REALISTIC SCHEDULE
REALITY TV
REALLY SARCASTIC
REASONABLE ATTORNEY FEES
REASONABLE FEMALE
RECOILLESS RIFLE
REGULAR SPECIALS
RESORT CAMPGROUND
RECENT HISTORY
RECENTLY NEW
RECKLESS CAUTION
REDUNDANT REDUNDANCY
REFUNDABLE DEPOSIT
RELATED DIVISION
RELIGIOUS EDUCATION
RELIGIOUS FACT
RELIGIOUS RETREAT
RELIGIOUS RIGHT
RELIGIOUS SCIENCE
RELIGIOUS TOLERANCE
RELATIVE STRANGER
REPUBLICAN PARTY
REPULSIVE DESIRE
REQUIRED ELECTIVE
RESIDENT ALIEN
RESPECTFUL TROLLS
RESTLESS SLEEP
RETARDED GENIUS
RETARDED LOGIC
REVERSE DISCRIMINATION
RIGHTEOUS INDIGNATION
RIVER LAND
ROCK OPERA
ROARING SILENCE
ROLLING STOP
ROUTINE SURGERY
RUBBER BONES
RUBBER CEMENT
RUDE MANNERS
RUSH HOUR
RUSSIAN ECONOMY
RV RESORT
SAD CLOWN
SAFE ABORTION
SAFE AND SANE FIREWORKS
SAFE INVESTMENT
SAFE SEX
SAFETY GLASS
SAFETY HAZARD
SAME DIFFERENCE
SAMPLE PROTOTYPE
SANITARY LANDFILL
SANITARY NAPKIN
SANITARY SEWER
SCENTED DEODORANT
SCHEDULED SPONTANEITY
SCHOOL FOOD
SCHOOL VACATION
SCIENCE FICTION
SCIENTIFIC BELIEF
SCIENTIFIC CREATIONISM
SCOTTISH DANISH
SEACOAST
SEAPORT
SEARCH PARTY
SECOND BEST
SELF-HELP
SELF-HELP GROUP
SELF SERVICE
SEMI TRUCK
SEMI-BONELESS HAM
SENATE ETHICS COMMITTEE
SENSE OF THE CONGRESS
SENSITIVE MALE
SERIOUS CLOWN
SERIOUS FUN
SERIOUS MUSICIAN
SERIOUSLY FUNNY
SET FREE
SHABBY CHIC
SHORT DISTANCE
SILENT ALARM
SILENT AUCTION
SILENT SCREAM
SILENT RAVE
SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS
SIMPLE RULES
SIMPLE TECHNOLOGY
SIMPLISTIC COMPLEXITY
SIMPLY COMPLICATED
SIMPLY CONFUSED
SIMPLY COMPLEX
SIMPLY SUPERB
SINFULLY GOOD
SINGLES
SINGULAR RELATIONSHIP
SLEEPWALK
SLIM FAST
SLOUCHY PERFECTIONIST
SLOW SPEED
SMALL CROWD
SMALL FORTUNE
SMALL GIANT
SMALL PLETHORA
SMALL WORLD
SMART ASS
SMART BLONDE
SMART BOMB
SMART DRUGS
SMART TEACHERS
SMOOTH CLOSING
SNOW ANGEL
SOCIAL SCIENCE
SOCIAL SECURITY
SOCIALIST MARKET ECONOMY
SOCIALIST WORKER
SOFTBALL
SOFT ROCK
SOFT BOMB
SOFTWARE DOCUMENTATION
SOFTWARE ENGINEER
SOLID GLASS
SOLID GOLD PLATED
SOLID HOLE
SOMEONE
SOUL FOOD
SOUTHERN JUSTICE
SPACE COWBOY
SPACE WALK
SPARE RIB
SPECTATOR SPORT
SPEED LIMIT
SPENDTHRIFT
SPLENDID MISERY
SPORTS SEDAN
SPRING BREAK
SQUARE PEG
STABLE PROGRESSION
STAND DOWN
STANDARD DEVIATION
STANDARD OPTION
STATIC VARIABLE
STOPMOTION
STEALTH BOMBER
STEEL WOOL
STINKY ROSE
STOOL PIGEON
STRAIGHT ANGLE
STRAIGHT HOOKS
STRANGELY FAMILIAR
STRAWBERRY BLONDE
STRAWBERRY PAPAYA
STRONG DECAF
STRONGEST WEAKNESS
STUDENT ATHLETE
STUDENT PROFESSOR
STUDENT TEACHER
STUDIED INDIFFERENCE
SUBURBAN CULTURE
SEDUCTIVE INNOCENCE
SUBDUED DEBATE
SUICIDE MURDER
SUICIDE VICTIM
SUMMER SCHOOL
SUN SCREEN
SUN SHADE
SUPPORT GROUPS
SUPPORTING DOCUMENTATION
SUN SHOWER
SURE BET
SURE DEAL
SURE THING
SUSPENDED INDEFINITELY
SWEET AND SOUR
SWEET CRUDE
SWEET SIXTEEN
SWEET SORROW
SWEET TART
SWISS STEAK
SYNTHETIC NATURAL GAS
TAME CAT
TAPED LIVE
TAX CUT
TAX RELIEF
TAX RETURN
TEAM BOSS
TECHNO MUSIC
TECHNO SINGER
TECHNO SONG
TEENAGE LOGIC
TELEVISION CRITIC
TEMPORARY TAX INCREASE
TEMPORARY TAX RELIEF
TENSE CALM
TERMINAL INITIALIZATION
TERRIBLY GOOD
TERRIBLY NICE
TERRIBLY PLEASED
TEXAS LEAGUE "LONGBALLERS"
THANKSGIVING
THICK FILM
THINKING SOLDIER
THUNDEROUS SILENCE
TICKETMASTER
TIGER SHARK
TIGHT SLACKS
TIMELESS MOMENT
TIMESHARE INVESTMENT
TONE COLOR
TOP 100
TOP FLOOR
TOTAL QUALITY MANAGEMENT
TOTALLY IMPARTIAL
TOUGH LOVE
TRADE SECRET
TRAGIC COMEDY
TRAILER PARK
TRAIN SCHEDULE
TRIAL SEPARATION
TROUBLED PARADISE
TRUE COUNTERFEIT
TRUE GOSSIP
TRUE LIES
TRUE STORY
TRULY DECEPTIVE
TRUTH-IN-ADVERTISING
TRUTH-IN-LENDING
TRYOUT
TURBO DIESEL
TWO FOOT TSUNAMI
TYPICALLY UNUSUAL
UNACCEPTABLE SOLUTION
UNBELIEVABLY REAL
UNBIASED JOURNALISM
UNBIASED NEWS REPORT
UNBIASED OPINION
UNCOMMONLY NORMAL
UNCONTESTED DIVORCE
UNCROWNED KING
UNDERDONE
UNDERGRADUATE
UNDERSTANDING BANKER
UNDESIRABLE ATTRACTION
UNEQUAL JUSTICE
UNEQUALLY JUST
UNEXPECTED SURPRISE
UNHAPPILY MARRIED
UNINVITED GUEST
UNION WORKER
UNIQUE SIMILARITY
UNIQUE UNIFORMS
UNITED METHODISTS
UNITED NATIONS
UNITED STATES
UNKNOWN IDENTITY
UNSALTED SALTINES
UNSELLABLE STOCK
UNSCENTED INCENSE
UNSCENTED DEODORANT
UNSMELLY POOP
UNSUNG HERO
UPPER LOW
UPSIDE DOWN
URBAN LANDSCAPE
URBAN PLANNING
USEFUL INSURANCE POLICY
USER FRIENDLY
UTAH!
VACATION BIBLE SCHOOL
VAGUELY AWARE
VAGUELY FAMILIAR
VALLEY HEIGHTS
VEILED ACCUSATION
VEGETABLE BEEF SOUP
VEGETARIAN MEATLOAF
VEGGIE BURGER
VERTICAL HORIZON
VERY UNIQUE
VIAGRA FALLS
VIOLENT PEACE PROTEST
VIRGIN BRIDE
VIRGIN VINYL
VIRTUAL REAL ESTATE
VIRTUAL REALITY
VIRTUAL FRIEND
VIRTUALLY SCRATCH RESISTANT
VOLUNTEER JOB
VOODOO SCIENCE
VOTING POWER
WACKY NERD
WAITING PATIENTLY
WALKING RACE
WAR GAMES
WAR HERO
WAR LAW
WARM FROST
WASTEFUL PROFIT
WATER LANDING
WATER LOVING CAT
WEDDED BLISS
WE'RE ALONE
WHITE CHOCOLATE
WHITE GOLD
WHITE LIE
WHOLESOME
WHOLE HALF
WHOLE PORTION
WHOLESALE
WILDERNESS MANAGEMENT
WIND RESISTANCE
WIRELESS CABLE TV
WISE FOOL
WOKE UP DEAD
WOMAN'S LOGIC
WOODEN SILVERWARE
WOOL RAINCOAT
WORDLESS BOOK
WORK PARTY
WORKING VACATION
YOUNG ADULT
YOUNG FLORIDIAN
YUMMY CHEESE
YUMMY SUSHI
XENOPHOBIC INTERPRETER
12 OUNCE POUND CAKE
99% FAT FREE
I think it's actually quite funny how contradicting and complex the English language is. I wonder sometimes if people when writing it back in the early days knew what they were saying or if it was just something they made definitions up for so they sounded smart when it slipped their tongue that one time...haha.
ABORTION DOCTOR
ABSOLUTELY UNSURE
ABUNDANT POVERTY
ACADEMIC SORORITY
ACCIDENT ALERT
ACCIDENTALLY ON PURPOSE
ACCORDION MUSIC
ACCURATE ELECTION
ACCURATE ESTIMATE
ACCURATE FORECAST
ACCURATE RUMOR
ACCURATE STEREOTYPE
ACUTE DULLNESS
ACT NATURALLY
ACTIVE RETIREMENT
ACTIVE NEUTRALITY
ADULT CHILDREN
ADULT MALE
ADVANCED BASIC
ADVANCED BEGINNER
AEROBIC EXERCISE
AFFORDABLE HOUSING
A FOOT AHEAD
AGED CARE INDUSTRY
AGING YUPPIE
AGREE TO DISAGREE
AIR FIELD
AIRLINE FOOD
AIRPORT SECURITY
ALLIGATOR SKIN
ALMOST ALWAYS
ALMOST CERTAIN
ALMOST EXACTLY
ALMOST NEVER
ALMOST PERFECT
ALONE TOGETHER
ALUMINUM BOTTLE
AMATEUR EXPERT
AMERICAN BEER
AMERICAN CHOP SUEY
AMERICAN CULTURE
AMERICAN ENGLISH
AMERICAN HONDA
AMERICAN INTELLIGENCE
AMERICAN TALIBAN
AMICABLE DIVORCE
AMISH TECHNOLOGY
AMONG THE FIRST
AMTRAK SCHEDULE
ANARCHY RULES
ANOREXIC PIG
ANTICIPATED SURPRISE
ANTIQUE CARS
AQUALAND
APPEAR INVISIBLE
APPROXIMATELY EQUAL
ARABIC ANTI-SEMITISM
ARMCHAIR ATHLETE
ARMY INTELLIGENCE
ARID OCEAN
ARTIFICIAL GRASS
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE
ARTIFICIAL LIFE
ATHEISTIC THEOCRACY
ATHLETIC SCHOLARSHIP
ATTENTIVE HUSBAND
ASSISTANT SUPERVISOR
AUTHENTIC REPLICA
AUTHENTIC REPRODUCTION
AUTO PILOT
AWFULLY GOOD
AWFULLY NICE
BABY GRAND
BABY SIT
BAD GOOD-BYE
BAD HEALTH
BAD LUCK
BAD SEX
BAKED ALASKA
BALDING HAIR
BANKRUPT MILLIONAIRE
BARELY DRESSED
BATTLE READY
BEAUTIFUL BADLANDS
BEST OF DON LANE
BIG BABY
BIG MINORITY
BIG SIP
BIGGER HALF
BIRD DOG
BITTERSWEET
BLACK GOLD
BLACKMARKET.GOV
BLACK LIGHT
BLESSED CURSE
BLIND EYE
BLINDING LIGHT
BLUEBIRD OF HAPPINESS
BOMB SHELTER
BOYFRIEND
BOY BANDS WITH INSTRUMENTS
BRAIN FART
BRAVE WIMP
BRIEF LEGAL DESCRIPTION
BRIEFING
BRIGHT SHADE
BRIEF JOURNEY
BRITISH FASHION
BRITISH HUMOUR
BUDGET BUSTERS
BUDGET DEFICIT
BULL SHARK
BURNING COLD
BURNING ICE
BUSINESS CASUAL
BUSINESS ETHICS
BUTT-HEAD
CAFETERIA FOOD
CALCULATED RISK
CALIFORNIA CHAMPAGNE
CALIFORNIA CULTURE
CALIFORNIA EXPRESSWAY
CALM STORM
CALM WIND
CARE INDUSTRY
CARNAL INNOCENCE
CARNIVOROUS VEGETARIAN
CATDOG
CATFISH
CAMPING RESORT
CARDINAL SIN
CASUAL INTIMACY
CASUAL SEX
CHARM OFFENSIVE
CHEAP GAS
CHEAP SCHOOLING
CHEAP SKATES
CHEERFUL PESSIMIST
CHEERFULLY CYNICAL
CHEERLEADING SCHOLARSHIP
CHEROKEE PIONEER
CHILDPROOF
CHRISTIAN MILITIA
CHRISTIAN RIGHT
CHRISTIAN SCIENTISTS
CITY PARK
CITY WORKER
CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE
CIVIL ENGINEER
CIVIL LIBERTARIAN
CIVIL UNREST
CIVIL SERVANT
CIVIL WAR
CLASSIC ROCK & ROLL
CLEAN AIR
CLEAN COAL
CLEAN DIRT
CLEAN MUD
CLEAN OIL
CLEAN TOILET
CLEARLY AMBIGUOUS
CLEARLY CONFUSED
CLEARLY CONFUSING
CLEARLY MISUNDERSTOOD
CLEVER FOOL
CLEVELAND GRAN PRIX
CLOSE DISTANCE
COAL MINE SAFETY
COCA-COLA FOODS
COED FRATERNITY
COED SORORITY
COLD SWEAT
COLD AS HELL
COLD HEART
COLLECTIBLE ANTIQUES
COLLECTIVE LIBERTY
COMFORTABLE THONG
COMFORTABLY DRESSED
COMMITTEE DECISION
COMMON SENSE
COMMON SENSE UNDERWRITING
COMMUNIST PARTY
COMPASSIONATE CONSERVATIVE
COMPASSIONATE NARCISSIST
COMPETITIVE DISADVANTAGE
COMPLETE SELECTION
COMPLETELY DISORGANIZED
COMPLETELY UNFINISHED
COMPLETELY UNPREPARED
COMPULSORY VOLUNTEERS
COMPUTER JOCK
COMPUTER SCIENCE
COMPUTER SECURITY
CONCILIATION COURT
CONCRETE PAD
CONDITIONALLY PRE-APPROVED
CONFIRMED RUMOR
CONGRESSIONAL ETHICS
CONGRESSIONAL ACTION
CONSCIENTIOUS CAPITALISM
CONSERVATIVE ACTIVIST
CONSERVATIVE DEMOCRAT
CONSERVATIVE INTELLECTUAL
CONSISTENTLY INCONSISTENT
CONSPICUOUS ABSENCE
CONSTANT CHANGE
CONSTANT VARIABLE
CONSTRUCTION WORKER
CONSTRUCTIVE ATTITUDE
CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM
CONSUMER AWARENESS
CONTEMPORARY CLASSIC
CONVENIENCE STORE
COOPERATIVE MULTITASKING
CORPORATE CONSCIENCE
CORPORATE PLANNING
CORPORATE RESPONSIBILITY
CORRECT ERROR
CORRECTIONAL INSTITUTION
CORRUPT OFFICIAL
COST EFFECTIVE
COTTON CANDY
COUNTRY LIFE
COUNTRY MUSIC
COURTESY TOWING
COVERED BRIDGE
COWARDLY LION
CRACK PIPE
CRASH LANDING
CREATIVE DESTRUCTION
CRIME PREVENTION
CRIMINAL JUSTICE
CRIMINAL RIGHTS
CRISIS MANAGEMENT
CROWED ROOM
CRUEL KINDNESS
CURRENT HISTORY
CURVED LINE
CUSTOMER SATISFACTION
CUSTOMER SERVICE
CULTURED ANIMAL
DAILY SPECIAL
DANGEROUSLY SAFE
DAYS NIGHT
DEAD RIGHT
DEAD SPIRITS
DEAFENING SILENCE
DEATH BENEFITS
DEBUTANTE BALL
DECAFFEINATED COFFEE
DECENT LAWYER
DEEPER HIGH
DEFINITE MAYBE
DEFENSIVE STRIKE
DEFENSIVE TACKLE
DEFENSIVE WEAPON
DEFIANT MAYBE
DEGRADABLE PLASTIC
DELIBERATE MISTAKE
DELIBERATELY THOUGHTLESS
DEMOCRATIC CENTRALISM
DEMOCRATIC CONGRESS
DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR
DESIGNER JEANS
DESKTOP PUBLISHING
DETAILED SUMMARY
DEVELOPMENTAL SWAMP LAND
DEVOUT CHRISTIAN
DIET COKE
DIET ICE CREAM
DIPLOMATIC OFFENSIVE
DISCO MUSIC
DISPOSABLE INCOME
DIVORCE COURT
DIFFERENT SIMILARITIES
DODGE RAM
DOING NOTHING
DOMESTIC ABUSE
DOMESTIC BLISS
DONNER PARTY
DOTTED LINE
DOUBLE-CHECK
DOUBLE SOLITAIRE
DOWN ESCALATOR
DRESS PANTS
DRIVING PLEASURE
DRUG FREE SCHOOL ZONE
DRY BEER
DRY CREEK
DRY ICE
DRY LAKE
DRY MARTINI
DRY WATER
DRY WINE
DULL ROAR
DUMB ASS
DUST OFF
EARTH ANGEL
EASY LABOR (CHILDBIRTH)
EASY MONEY
EASY PAYMENTS
EASY PROBLEM
EASY TO FOLLOW DIRECTIONS
ECONOMIC REFORM
ECONOMY CAR
EDUCATED GUESS
EDUCATED ILLITERATE
EDUCATIONAL TELEVISION
EFFECTIVE COMPASSION
ELECTROSHOCK THERAPY
ELEMENTARY CALCULUS
ELEVATED SUBWAY
EMERGENCY ROOM
EMPTY STOMACH
END HEAD
ENGLISH GOURMET
ENGLISH SYNTAX
ENTERTAINMENT NEWS
ENTIRE PORTION
ENVIRONMENTALLY SENSITIVE DEVELOPMENT
EQUAL HOUSING
EQUAL JUSTICE
EQUAL OPPORTUNITY
EQUAL OPPORTUNITY
ERGONOMIC KEYBOARD
ESCHEW OBFUSCATION
ESSENTIAL SERVICE
ETHICAL ATTORNEY
ETHIOPIAN FOOD
EUROPEAN COMMUNITY
EVAPORATED MILK
EVEN ODDS
EXACT DIFFERENCE
EXACT ESTIMATE
EXACT OPPOSITE
EXECUTIVE DECISION
EXPANDED BASIC
EXPECTED SURPRISE
EXPERT AMATEUR
EXPRESS BUS
EXPRESS MAIL
EXTENSIVE BRIEFING
EXTINCT LIFE
EXTENSIVE BRIEFING
EXTRA TIME
EYES WIDE SHUT
FAIL SAFE
FAIR LENDING
FAIR REPORTING
FAIR TRIAL
FAITHFUL BOYFRIEND
FAITHFUL HUSBAND
FALLOUT SHELTER
FALSE POSITIVE
FALSE REALITY
FAMILIAR DIFFERENCE
FAMILIAR STRANGER
FAMILY ENTERTAINMENT
FAMILY VACATION
FAN FATALE
FAN LIGHT
FAREWELL RECEPTION
FAST FOOD
FAST FOOD RESTAURANT
FAST IDLE
FAST TURTLE
FAT-FREE CREAM
FAT-FREE CREAMER
FAT-FREE ICE CREAM
FEATHERWEIGHT
FEDERAL BUDGET
FEELING NUMB
FELLOW WOMEN
FEMALE AUTOBOT
FEMALE LOGIC
FEMALE TRANSFORMER
FIBER GLASS
FIGHTING CHRISTIANS
FINAL VERSION
FINE MESS
FIREHOSE
FIREHOUSE
FIREWATER
FIRST ANNUAL
FIRST-STRIKE DEFENSE
FISH FARM
FISH FINGERS
FLAT-BUSTED
FLEXIBLE ETHICS
FLOOD CONTROL
FOLLOWING PREVIEW
FOOLHARDY
FOOTBALL
FOOTBALL SCHOLARSHIP
FORCED NORMALIZATION
FOREVER'S END
FORGETFUL ELEPHANT
FOUND MISSING
FORWARD LATERAL
FREE GIFT
FREEWILL BAPTIST CHURCH
FREE LOVE
FREE WITH PURCHASE
FREEDOM LOAN
FREEDOM MORTGAGE
FREEZER BURN
FRENCH DEODORANT
FRENCH MAFIA
FRENCH RESISTANCE
FRENCH SHAVING CREAM (FOR WOMEN)
FRESH AIR
FRESH CHEESE
FRESH DRIED FRUIT
FRESH FROZEN
FRIED ICE CREAM
FRIENDLY ADVICE
FRIENDLY ARGUMENT
FRIENDLY COMPETITOR
FRIENDLY DIVORCE
FRIENDLY ENEMY
FRIENDLY FIRE
FRIENDLY SUIT (LEGAL)
FRIENDLY TAKEOVER
FRONT END
FROZEN HELL
FULL SERVICE
FULL SERVICE SNACK BAR
FULL-LENGTH BIKINI
FULL STOP
FULL-TIME HOBBY
FUNKY WHITE GUY
FUNNY INSULT
FUN RUN
FUTURE DATE
FUZZY LOGIC
GATEWAY
GAY DRILL SERGEANT
GAY PRIESTS
GAY RIGHTS
GENTLE PIRANHA
GENTLEMAN'S AGREEMENT
GENUINE FAKE
GENUINE FORGERY
GENUINE ILLUSION
GENUINE IMITATION
GENUINE PLASTIC
GENUINE REPLICA
GHOSTLY SPIRIT
GIANT SHRIMP
GIRLFRIEND
GIRL SCOUT NUTS
GLOBAL VILLAGE
GO SIT
GOD AWFUL
GOLDEN SILVERWARE
GOLIATH BEETLE
GOOD BOY
GOOD DEMON
GOOD FRIDAY
GOOD GRIEF
GOOD JOB
GOOD KID
GOOD LIE
GOOD LOSER
GOOD MORNING
GOOD SHIT
GOOD TEENAGER
GOURMET CAT FOOD
GOURMET PORRIDGE
GOURMET SANDWICH
GOVERNMENT AID
GOVERNMENT ASSISTANCE
GOVERNMENT INTEGRITY
GOVERNMENT ORGANIZATION
GOVERNMENTAL EFFICIENCY
GOVERNMENT WORKER
GRADUATE STUDENT
GRAND THEFT
GRASS ROOTS
GREAT BRITAIN
GREAT DEPRESSION
GREAT WAR
GREEN CONSUMERISM
GREEN ORANGES
GROWING DEEP
GROWING DIM
GROWING SMALLER
GUARANTEED FORECAST
GUEST HOST
GUM BRICK
GUNBOAT DIPLOMACY
GYPSY KING
HALF-BREED
HALF DEAD
HALF EMPTY
HALF FULL
HALF NAKED
HANG OVER
HAPPILY MARRIED
HAPPY CAMPER
HAPPY MONDAY
HARD PILLOW
HARD WATER
HEAD-BUTT
HEAD-END
HEALTH CARE INDUSTRY
HEALTHY CHOCOLATE
HELICOPTER FLIGHT
HELLS ANGELS
HIGHLY DEPRESSED
HIP-HOP CULTURE
HISTORICAL FICTION
HOLLOW POINT
HOLY HELL
HOLY LAND
HOLY WAR
HOME OFFICE
HOMELESS SHELTER
HOMELAND SECURITY
HONEST CROOK
HONEST LAWYER
HONEST POLITICIAN
HOLISTIC MEDICINE
HOMEWORK
HOPELESSLY OPTIMISTIC
HOTDOG
HOT ICE
HOT WATER HEATER
HOUSE ETHICS COMMITTEE
HUGE MARKET NICHE
HUMANITARIAN INVASION
HUMAN EVOLUTION
HUMBLE PEDANTRY
HURTS SO GOOD
HYBRID CAR
ICE CREAM CAKE
ICY HOT
IDIOT SAVANT
ILL HEALTH
ILLEGITIMATE RELATIVE
IMMEDIATE FUTURE
INNATE WISDOM
INCREASING DECLINES
INDUSTRIAL PARK
INFINITE NUMBER
INITIAL CONCLUSION
INMATE TRUSTEE
IN-SCHOOL SUSPENSION
INSIDE OUT
INSTANT CLASSIC
INSTANT OIL CHANGE
INTELLIGENT LIFE FORMS
INTELLIGENT REPORTER
INTELLIGENT WAR REPORTER
INVISIBLE INK
INVISIBLE SOLID
INSTRUMENTAL SONG
INTENSE APATHY
INTERNET PRIVACY
INTRINSIC VALUE
IRATE PATIENT
IRONIC SIMILARITIES
JAILBIRD
JEWISH NAZI
JOGGING STROLLER
JOURNALISTIC ACCURACY
JOURNALISTIC INTEGRITY
JUMBO SHRIMP
JUNK FOOD
JUST WAR
JUSTIFIABLE PARANOIA
KEY CHAIN
KNOTHOLE
KOSHER HAM
LACE-UP LOAFERS
LAME EFFORT
LARGER HALF
LAST EXIT
LAW ENFORCEMENT
LEAD BALLOON
LEAN PORK
LEAST FAVORITE
LED ZEPPELIN
LEFT INTELLECTUAL
LEGAL BRIEF
LEGAL ETHICS
LEGAL JUSTICE
LEGAL MONOPOLY
LEGALLY DRUNK
LEISURE SUIT
LEND LEASE
LESS IS MORE
LIBERAL REPUBLICAN
LIBERAL THINKER
LIFE INSURANCE
LIFE SENTENCE
LIGHT BEER
LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT
LIMITED INCURSION
LIMITED WAR
LIMOUSINE BUS
LINEAR CURVE
LIQUID CRYSTAL
LIQUID GAS
LIQUID METAL
LIQUID PAPER
LITERAL INTERPRETATION
LITTLE BIG HORN
LITTLE GIANT
LIVE RECORDING
LIVING DEAD
LOCAL CELEBRITY
LOCAL LONG DISTANCE
LONG ISLAND EXPRESSWAY
LONG SLEEVE T-SHIRT
LOOPHOLE
LOPSIDED MAJORITY
LOUD LIBRARIAN
LOUD WHISPER
LOVE AFFAIR
LOVING CHRISTIANS
LOVESICK
LOW INSURANCE RATES
LOW FAT
LOW-PAID POLITICIAN
LOYAL OPPOSITION
LUXURY APARTMENT
LUXURY BUS
LUXURY SUV
MALAYSIAN DEMOCRACY
MALNUTRITION NUTRITIONIST
MALE COMPASSION
MALE INTELLECT
MALE LADYBUG
MANAGED COMPETITION
MANAGEMENT ACTION
MANAGEMENT SCIENCE
MANAGEMENT STYLE
MANAGEMENT SUPPORT
MANDATORY OPTIONS
MAN'S INTUITION
MANUAL AUTOMATIC GARAGE DOOR OPENERS
MARIJUANA INITIATIVE
MARKETING STRATEGY
MARRIED LIFE
MARTIAL BLISS
MARTIAL LAW
MARTIAL MUSIC
MATERNITY FASHION
MATURE STUDENT
MAXI THINS
MEATLESS CHILI
MEATLESS HAMBURGER
MEDICAID PAYMENT
MEDIUM LARGE
MEDICAL ETHICS
METAL BOARD
METAL WOODS
MEXICAN CUISINE
MICROSOFT WORKS
MIDNIGHT SUN
MID-EAST PEACE
MIGHTY WEAK
MILD ABRASIVE
MILD HEART ATTACK
MILD JALAPENO PEPPER
MILD INTEREST
MILD MANNERED REPORTER
MILE HIGH
MILITARY INTELLIGENCE
MILITARY PEACE
MILITARY JUSTICE
MILITARY ORGANIZATION
MINIATURE GIANT
MINDLESS THINKING
MIND EXPANDING DRUGS
MINOR CRISES
MINOR DISASTER
MINOR HURRICANE
MINOR MIRACLE
MINOR SURGERY
MOBILE STATION
MODERN CLASSIC
MODERN HISTORY
MORAL MAJORITY
MORTGAGE INDUSTRY
MOTION PICTURE
MOURNFUL OPTIMISTIC
MUD BATH
MUSICAL COMEDY
MUTE SOUND
MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE
NAMELESS CELEBRITY
NATIVE IMMIGRANT
NATURAL BLONDE
NATURAL ENHANCEMENT
NEAR MISS
NEARLY COMPLETE
NECESSARY MEETING
NEGATIVE GAIN
NEGATIVE PROFIT
NEVERMORE
NET LOSS
NEUTRAL CHARGE
NEUTRAL COLOR
NEVER AGAIN
NEVER IS
NEVER MIND
NEVER REPEATED
NEW AND IMPROVED
NEW ANTIQUES
NEW CLASSIC
NEW JERSEY, THE GARDEN STATE
NEW LOFTS
NEW ROUTINE
NEW TRADITION
NEW USED CARS
NEW YORK CULTURE
NIGHTSHADE
NINJA TURTLES
NOBLE SAVAGE
NO FAIR
NON-ALCOHOLIC BEER
NON-ALCOHOLIC WINE
NON-BINDING RESOLUTION
NON-DAIRY CREAMER
NON-DENOMINATIONAL CHURCH
NON-DENOMINATIONAL PRAYER
NON-STICK GLUE
NON-STICK GUM
NON-STOP FLIGHT
NON-WORKING MOTHER
NORMAL DEVIATION
NORTHWEST SUMMER
NORMALLY WEIRD
NOTHING HAPPENS
NOW THEN...
NUCLEAR DEFENSE
NUCLEAR STRATEGY
NUMB FEELING
OBJECTIVE OPINION
OBJECTIVE PARENT
OBNOXIOUSLY HAPPY
OBVIOUS SECRET
OBVIOUSLY HIDDEN
OBSCENE ART
ODD SIMILARITIES
ODDLY APPROPRIATE
OFFICE SUITE
OFFSET
OLD NEWS
ON THE GO
ONE HOUR PHOTO
ONE SIZE FITS ALL
ONLY CHOICE
ONLY ONE OPTION
ONLY OPTION
ON TIME FLIGHT
ON TIME TRAIN
OPEN CIRCUIT
OPEN CODE
OPEN SECRET
OPERATING SYSTEM
OPERATION RESCUE
ORGANIZED CHAOS
ORGANIZED CONFUSION
ORGANIZED CRIME
ORGANIZED MESS
ORGANIZED TRAFFIC JAM
ORIGINAL COPY
ORIGINAL REPRINT
OVERCOOL
OVERDONE
OVERFULL
OVERMODEST
OXYMORON
PAGAN CRETIN
PAID VOLUNTEER
PAINLESS SUICIDE
PAINLESS TORTURE
PAPER TABLECLOTH
PAPERLESS OFFICE
PARTIALLY COMPLETED
PARTIAL CEASEFIRE
PARTIAL SILENCE
PARTLY PREGNANT
PASS RUSHER
PASSIVE AGGRESSION
PEACE FORCE
PEACE OFFENSIVE
PEACE OFFICER
PEACEFUL HULLABALOO
PEACEFUL WARRIOR
PEACEFULLY CONTENTIOUS
PEACE-KEEPER MISSILE
PERFECT IDIOT
PERFECTLY AWFUL
PERMANENT GUEST-HOST
PERMANENT LOAN
PERSONAL COMPUTER
PET PEEVE
PET SLUG
PETTY CASH
PHILOSOPHY SCIENCE
PHYSICIAN ASSISTED SUICIDE
PLANNED CHAOS
PLANNED PARENTHOOD
PLANNED SERENDIPITY
PLANNED SPONTANEITY
PLANNED SURPRISE
PLASTIC BOARD
PLASTIC FLOWERS
PLASTIC GLASS
PLASTIC LEMON
PLASTIC SILVERWARE
PLASTIC STRAW
PLASTIC WOOD
PLAYER COACH
PLAYER PIANO
POLICE PROTECTION
POLICE SCIENCE
POLITE CABBY
POLITE SALESMAN
POLITICAL LEADERSHIP
POLITICAL ETHICS
POLITICAL PROMISE
POLITICAL SCIENCE
POLITICAL WILL
POLITICALLY CORRECT
POOR LITTLE RICH GIRL
POP ART
POPULAR MECHANICS
POOR LITTLE RICH GIRL
POP PUNK
POSITIVE DEFEAT
POST FEMINIST
POST-MODERN
POSTAL EFFICIENCY
POSTAL SERVICE
POSTAL WORKER
POT LUCK
POWER NAP
PRACTICAL EXPERIENCE
PRACTICAL LOGIC
PRECISION BOMBING
PREEMPTIVE REACTION
PREMATURE EJACULATION
PREMEDITATED SPONTANEITY
PREMENSTRUAL PERIOD
PRESS RELEASE
PRESIDENTIAL PROMISES
PRETTY SMART
PRETTY UGLY
PREVENTABLE ACCIDENT
PRISON LIFE
PRIVATE CITIZEN
PRIVATE E-MAIL
PRODUCING MANAGER
PRODUCTION MEETING
PRODUCTIVITY COMMITTEE
PROFESSIONAL COURTESY
PROFESSIONAL JEALOUSY
PROFESSIONAL REALTOR
PROFESSIONAL TEMP
PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING
PROGRAM-LENGTH COMMERCIAL
PROGRESSIVE CONSERVATIVE
PROMISCUOUS NUN
PROPRIETARY STANDARD
PSYCHIATRIC CARE
PUBLIC SERVANT
PURE POLLUTION
QUALIFIED SUCCESS
QUALITY ASSURANCE
QUALITY SERVICE
QUANTUM LEAP
QUICK ESCROW
QUICK REBOOT
QUIET RIOT
QUIET SCREAM
RABBI HITLER
RADIO SHOW
RAMPANT APATHY
RANDOM LOGIC
RANDOM ORDER
RANDOMLY ORGANIZED
RANDOM PATTERNS
RANDOM PRECISION
RAP ARTIST
RAP MUSIC
RAPID TRANSIT
REAGAN DEMOCRAT
REAGAN MEMOIRS
REAL COPY
REAL FAKE
REAL FANTASY
REAL PHONY
REAL LIE
REAL POTENTIAL
REAL PROCESSED CHEESE
REAL VINYL
REALISTIC SCHEDULE
REALITY TV
REALLY SARCASTIC
REASONABLE ATTORNEY FEES
REASONABLE FEMALE
RECOILLESS RIFLE
REGULAR SPECIALS
RESORT CAMPGROUND
RECENT HISTORY
RECENTLY NEW
RECKLESS CAUTION
REDUNDANT REDUNDANCY
REFUNDABLE DEPOSIT
RELATED DIVISION
RELIGIOUS EDUCATION
RELIGIOUS FACT
RELIGIOUS RETREAT
RELIGIOUS RIGHT
RELIGIOUS SCIENCE
RELIGIOUS TOLERANCE
RELATIVE STRANGER
REPUBLICAN PARTY
REPULSIVE DESIRE
REQUIRED ELECTIVE
RESIDENT ALIEN
RESPECTFUL TROLLS
RESTLESS SLEEP
RETARDED GENIUS
RETARDED LOGIC
REVERSE DISCRIMINATION
RIGHTEOUS INDIGNATION
RIVER LAND
ROCK OPERA
ROARING SILENCE
ROLLING STOP
ROUTINE SURGERY
RUBBER BONES
RUBBER CEMENT
RUDE MANNERS
RUSH HOUR
RUSSIAN ECONOMY
RV RESORT
SAD CLOWN
SAFE ABORTION
SAFE AND SANE FIREWORKS
SAFE INVESTMENT
SAFE SEX
SAFETY GLASS
SAFETY HAZARD
SAME DIFFERENCE
SAMPLE PROTOTYPE
SANITARY LANDFILL
SANITARY NAPKIN
SANITARY SEWER
SCENTED DEODORANT
SCHEDULED SPONTANEITY
SCHOOL FOOD
SCHOOL VACATION
SCIENCE FICTION
SCIENTIFIC BELIEF
SCIENTIFIC CREATIONISM
SCOTTISH DANISH
SEACOAST
SEAPORT
SEARCH PARTY
SECOND BEST
SELF-HELP
SELF-HELP GROUP
SELF SERVICE
SEMI TRUCK
SEMI-BONELESS HAM
SENATE ETHICS COMMITTEE
SENSE OF THE CONGRESS
SENSITIVE MALE
SERIOUS CLOWN
SERIOUS FUN
SERIOUS MUSICIAN
SERIOUSLY FUNNY
SET FREE
SHABBY CHIC
SHORT DISTANCE
SILENT ALARM
SILENT AUCTION
SILENT SCREAM
SILENT RAVE
SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS
SIMPLE RULES
SIMPLE TECHNOLOGY
SIMPLISTIC COMPLEXITY
SIMPLY COMPLICATED
SIMPLY CONFUSED
SIMPLY COMPLEX
SIMPLY SUPERB
SINFULLY GOOD
SINGLES
SINGULAR RELATIONSHIP
SLEEPWALK
SLIM FAST
SLOUCHY PERFECTIONIST
SLOW SPEED
SMALL CROWD
SMALL FORTUNE
SMALL GIANT
SMALL PLETHORA
SMALL WORLD
SMART ASS
SMART BLONDE
SMART BOMB
SMART DRUGS
SMART TEACHERS
SMOOTH CLOSING
SNOW ANGEL
SOCIAL SCIENCE
SOCIAL SECURITY
SOCIALIST MARKET ECONOMY
SOCIALIST WORKER
SOFTBALL
SOFT ROCK
SOFT BOMB
SOFTWARE DOCUMENTATION
SOFTWARE ENGINEER
SOLID GLASS
SOLID GOLD PLATED
SOLID HOLE
SOMEONE
SOUL FOOD
SOUTHERN JUSTICE
SPACE COWBOY
SPACE WALK
SPARE RIB
SPECTATOR SPORT
SPEED LIMIT
SPENDTHRIFT
SPLENDID MISERY
SPORTS SEDAN
SPRING BREAK
SQUARE PEG
STABLE PROGRESSION
STAND DOWN
STANDARD DEVIATION
STANDARD OPTION
STATIC VARIABLE
STOPMOTION
STEALTH BOMBER
STEEL WOOL
STINKY ROSE
STOOL PIGEON
STRAIGHT ANGLE
STRAIGHT HOOKS
STRANGELY FAMILIAR
STRAWBERRY BLONDE
STRAWBERRY PAPAYA
STRONG DECAF
STRONGEST WEAKNESS
STUDENT ATHLETE
STUDENT PROFESSOR
STUDENT TEACHER
STUDIED INDIFFERENCE
SUBURBAN CULTURE
SEDUCTIVE INNOCENCE
SUBDUED DEBATE
SUICIDE MURDER
SUICIDE VICTIM
SUMMER SCHOOL
SUN SCREEN
SUN SHADE
SUPPORT GROUPS
SUPPORTING DOCUMENTATION
SUN SHOWER
SURE BET
SURE DEAL
SURE THING
SUSPENDED INDEFINITELY
SWEET AND SOUR
SWEET CRUDE
SWEET SIXTEEN
SWEET SORROW
SWEET TART
SWISS STEAK
SYNTHETIC NATURAL GAS
TAME CAT
TAPED LIVE
TAX CUT
TAX RELIEF
TAX RETURN
TEAM BOSS
TECHNO MUSIC
TECHNO SINGER
TECHNO SONG
TEENAGE LOGIC
TELEVISION CRITIC
TEMPORARY TAX INCREASE
TEMPORARY TAX RELIEF
TENSE CALM
TERMINAL INITIALIZATION
TERRIBLY GOOD
TERRIBLY NICE
TERRIBLY PLEASED
TEXAS LEAGUE "LONGBALLERS"
THANKSGIVING
THICK FILM
THINKING SOLDIER
THUNDEROUS SILENCE
TICKETMASTER
TIGER SHARK
TIGHT SLACKS
TIMELESS MOMENT
TIMESHARE INVESTMENT
TONE COLOR
TOP 100
TOP FLOOR
TOTAL QUALITY MANAGEMENT
TOTALLY IMPARTIAL
TOUGH LOVE
TRADE SECRET
TRAGIC COMEDY
TRAILER PARK
TRAIN SCHEDULE
TRIAL SEPARATION
TROUBLED PARADISE
TRUE COUNTERFEIT
TRUE GOSSIP
TRUE LIES
TRUE STORY
TRULY DECEPTIVE
TRUTH-IN-ADVERTISING
TRUTH-IN-LENDING
TRYOUT
TURBO DIESEL
TWO FOOT TSUNAMI
TYPICALLY UNUSUAL
UNACCEPTABLE SOLUTION
UNBELIEVABLY REAL
UNBIASED JOURNALISM
UNBIASED NEWS REPORT
UNBIASED OPINION
UNCOMMONLY NORMAL
UNCONTESTED DIVORCE
UNCROWNED KING
UNDERDONE
UNDERGRADUATE
UNDERSTANDING BANKER
UNDESIRABLE ATTRACTION
UNEQUAL JUSTICE
UNEQUALLY JUST
UNEXPECTED SURPRISE
UNHAPPILY MARRIED
UNINVITED GUEST
UNION WORKER
UNIQUE SIMILARITY
UNIQUE UNIFORMS
UNITED METHODISTS
UNITED NATIONS
UNITED STATES
UNKNOWN IDENTITY
UNSALTED SALTINES
UNSELLABLE STOCK
UNSCENTED INCENSE
UNSCENTED DEODORANT
UNSMELLY POOP
UNSUNG HERO
UPPER LOW
UPSIDE DOWN
URBAN LANDSCAPE
URBAN PLANNING
USEFUL INSURANCE POLICY
USER FRIENDLY
UTAH!
VACATION BIBLE SCHOOL
VAGUELY AWARE
VAGUELY FAMILIAR
VALLEY HEIGHTS
VEILED ACCUSATION
VEGETABLE BEEF SOUP
VEGETARIAN MEATLOAF
VEGGIE BURGER
VERTICAL HORIZON
VERY UNIQUE
VIAGRA FALLS
VIOLENT PEACE PROTEST
VIRGIN BRIDE
VIRGIN VINYL
VIRTUAL REAL ESTATE
VIRTUAL REALITY
VIRTUAL FRIEND
VIRTUALLY SCRATCH RESISTANT
VOLUNTEER JOB
VOODOO SCIENCE
VOTING POWER
WACKY NERD
WAITING PATIENTLY
WALKING RACE
WAR GAMES
WAR HERO
WAR LAW
WARM FROST
WASTEFUL PROFIT
WATER LANDING
WATER LOVING CAT
WEDDED BLISS
WE'RE ALONE
WHITE CHOCOLATE
WHITE GOLD
WHITE LIE
WHOLESOME
WHOLE HALF
WHOLE PORTION
WHOLESALE
WILDERNESS MANAGEMENT
WIND RESISTANCE
WIRELESS CABLE TV
WISE FOOL
WOKE UP DEAD
WOMAN'S LOGIC
WOODEN SILVERWARE
WOOL RAINCOAT
WORDLESS BOOK
WORK PARTY
WORKING VACATION
YOUNG ADULT
YOUNG FLORIDIAN
YUMMY CHEESE
YUMMY SUSHI
XENOPHOBIC INTERPRETER
12 OUNCE POUND CAKE
99% FAT FREE
I think it's actually quite funny how contradicting and complex the English language is. I wonder sometimes if people when writing it back in the early days knew what they were saying or if it was just something they made definitions up for so they sounded smart when it slipped their tongue that one time...haha.
Weird Things in the Life of Mark
I check behind the Shower Curtain when I go in the bathroom.
I run up the stairs because I think someone is chasing me.
I change the channel when a scary commercial is on.
I try to watch ONE fan blade when the ceiling fan is on.
I sleep with my closet doors closed.
I don't sleep with my feet hanging off the bed because I think something is going to grab me.
I hate it when the seat-belt locks and I'm stuck.
I try to cross lanes without hitting the bumps when I drive.
I hold my breathe and turn back to see when I walk by a super pretty girl.
When I'm walking at school or something and then someone walks in my line like coming right at me so I have to plan which way I'm going to go, so I go right but then at that moment the person also goes right, so now it's like an awkward pause and then I finally get by them and im like "Like really...wow."
When I'm having a really Great Dream...and right before anything good happens some retard or something wakes me up...so I try to get my dream back by putting my self back in the situation I was in, but it never works...haha
When I'm enjoying Milk and Cookies...I hate it when I dip my cookie into the milky abyss and it gets so nice and soft that it breaks in half and it falls to the bottom of my cup...So I'm stuck with the dry crunchy part of the cookie...so I either get my hand all milky to retrieve the lost soldier....or i just wait till the end...
I hate it when I'm at the last sip or two of a nice drink...so I tip the cup...but I notice that all the ICE is just chilling at the top...then outta nowhere they all fall and hit me in the face..it never hurts but i always get scared...because I don't know when it's going to attack me...
I hate it when I walk through a spider web..because then I have to like peel off the invisible web that's on me. And then I think the spider is on me somewhere about to bite me...xD
I hate it when I try killing a bug but then it gets away...so then I think it's going to go get it's friends and come back to murder me....
I hate it when my arms or legs fall asleep because then they get all ticklish and you cant move them or its like super funny/painful/weird feeling...
When one side of my nose is stuffed ...so then I lay on the opposite side and the stuffiness shifts to the other side...and then right when it's in the middle...I hurry up and lay on my back...
And what is it that's clogging your nose? Like honestly???
You know when ur just sitting in church chilling...
and then u have to stand up and start singing... so ur like alright whatever I'll pretend im singing along...But then there's always that one person in the church that thinks they have to sing the song the best they ever had in their life...I mean your just standing there humming along not even paying attention and you got American Idol going on in the background...It's sad because I always look at the schedule and see where we are at in the service so I can see how close we are to getting out ...
I hate it when my hair gets caught in headphones, and then it like rips it out and it hurts...
I hate it when I'm trying to do something when looking at the mirror and it's all like backwards and then my arm gets tired.
I hate it when I'm chewing bubble gum and I blow the biggest bubble...and of course it pops, but then it's that kind of gum that sticks to your lips, and the only way to get it off is to like take the gum and like dab it on ur lips...
When I'm making that delicious Easy Mac..and after the 4 minutes in the microwave, the bowl is so hot, like it was just dipped into a volcano full of hot magma, and then I grab it anyway and run it over to the kitchen table while my hands burning off and I set it down and then I shake my hand furiously and make that weird sound that u make when u hurt a finger or ur hands...kinda like "ssssshhllhshhlshhhh" like a snake with an Elisp..like the sloppy S noise...
I hate how peanut butter ALWAYS gets on the handle of the knife...no matter how hard u try..it always gets up there
I hate trying to get off a shirt that's totally soaked in water, because it's all like sticking to you and it feels like your going to die, and when you get it off you totally just slam it on the ground and yell HeeeYAaaawwwww!
I always try and see what kind of animal a person looks like..it's a blasty blast!
In the shower:___I like to write my name in the foggy glass doors or mirrors always in a gangster way, but it ends up looking dumb.
I NEVER EVER shampoo with my eyes closed
because of the fact I fear that if I close my eyes then open them there will be a monster in my shower
so I just tilt my head down and shampoo really fast while using my peripheral vision I do close my eyes occasionally but not long enough for a monster to form and murder me.
Sometimes I do take the time to open my slider glass doors and check behind the curtains to make sure there's no murderer in the bathroom...
You know when your eyes are all used to the light in the bathroom and then you open the door and it's like pitch black and can't see anything, yeah I hate that
same thing at night when you go into the bathroom and turn on the lights and it hurts my eyes.
So like whenever I'm by myself and all alone, and something weird happens to me, like I stub my toe or trip and fall, I always suspect that there's ghosts watching me and laughing...like they set it up or something...then I just talk to myself..haha?
Ok, so like you know when u have to cook something in the microwave and say you only need to cook it for like 20 seconds...so you hit the minute button and tell yourself "Ohhh Ill just stop it at 40 seconds" but then you forget and you totally burn whatever you were cooking...same thing with the damn toaster...it always gets me...
Whenever I'm in a pool..I always think there's a shark and/or alligator chasing me right before I get out...
Whenever I'm in the hallway of a hotel and I'm alone...I always think a guy with a chainsaw is going to come out of nowhere and start chasing me...
Whenever I get a stuffy nose...and I can't breathe out of neither nostril...I always think about the movies, where someone gets tied up and their mouths duck-taped...I'm like if that happened to me I'd suffocate..and I wouldn't be able to tell the robber guy, but sometimes I even test it by covering my mouth and seeing if I can breathe...then I'm like...yup I'd be dead haha.
Whenever I try and lay across the car seat to take a nice nap...there's always that damn seat-belt buckle thing that just has to stab you in the back...then you check and see if it can rotate down or something...but it never works...it always manages to mess up your sleeping arrangement.
I never talk on the phone in a room that echoes...
solely because of the infamous Bathroom Echoe"
...you know exactly what I'm talking about...but sometimes you have to take the call, and even though you both know there's that echoe...you have to ignore it because you don't want to bring it up, so you're thinking...are you talking to me while your taking a dump?
I hate it when I'm texting someone...and I'm keying away with my cute little keyboard that's smack dab on my phone...and as I'm like half way through a long text...someone just has to text me...totally interrupting my text zone...(and you know what they say every time...its either a " hey " or a " whats up ")...so i hit the back button...but then it saves it as a damn draft and then I have to do excess finger work...and I get so frustrated...and I don't text the interrupter person back..I put them in timeout for a while...
I hate it when I cut a finger or part of a hand...and I pretty much don't mind it UNTIL...the dreaded shampoo phase of the shower process...so you have to do the one finger up shampoo and conditioning...it's right then, you realize how much you miss the good 'ole days when your finger was healthy...
:D
Next to an orgasm...or sneezing...I think one of the best feelings is when that little reserve of water, that just stays in your ear after a nice swim...or shower...unexpectedly pours out while your head is on a pillow...it's like greeeaattt ahhhhhhh.
You know when you have a sleep over..or your with a bunch of friends in a room...so eventually, you have to pick where your gonna sleep....and I know we all do this...we always pick the spot where we are the safest...sometimes we say it out loud or we keep it to ourselves...but I know what I do...I'm always like..."Well if the killer comes through the door...he'll kill Johnny first....so that'll give me enough time to run." And even if we don't get the spot we want...we tell ourselves..."Oh the killer will come through the window first, cuz that's what a smart murderer would do, and I'll run out the door while hes hacking little Chloe to pieces."
--maybe not that much in depth but you get the jist of it--
You know when your eating a good meal...and you get that little bone or little hard thing that just totally ruins your prime meal..so you have to isolate the little guy and bring him to the front of your mouth and spit him out...you think you got it...BUT you didn't..because you chew again and it's still there...and sooner or later you just get tired..and spit out the whole mouthful...
Sometimes, if I'm in an awkward position or location, I will literally act like I'm talking to someone on my cell phone...I'll have a full blown conversation with myself.
Don't you hate it when you stub your toe on one of the corners of your bed...there's always that jabby metal thing...or the wheel and it hurts.
I hate it when it's dark and I'm walking up stairs, and then I get to the top but I don't know it's the top so I step up into the air but there's not another step so I just like do some retarded walk thing and try to play it off like I knew it all along.
I hate it when I'm looking for two matching socks in my sock drawer...so I get a sock and set it to the side so I can look for another one that matches it. So I'm goin through all my socks and I seem to have every brand length and color there is..and I find one that looks the same but its not because there's a different color line or something. But then I do find another one that matches it, but in reality it's the same exact one as the one I put to the side cuz it got shuffled in the mix, so I get mad and end up just wearing two different socks
You know when your driving in your car right, and the two back windows are down or something and it starts making that wierd thumping noise in your ears, yeah I dislike that.
I hate when your talking on the phone and right as you hang up you hear the other person yell something like "oh and hey" or "wait" but you hang up. So you don't know whether to call back or if they will...and then you do get a hold of them and they're just like, oh nevermind...grinds my gears...
When you give someone you don't know that well a hug and instead of you both looking the other way, you both look the same way so your cheeks are like touching...haha those can be awkward.
you know like when your in the shower and the water spicket thing is spraying but there's that one area where it's not spraying so you put your hand as far up the part its not spraying until our hand finally gets wet...
I smell and touch everything..sometimes...lol
Sometimes I'll think of a word, and I'll just keep saying it over and over again until it sounds weird and then I'll ask how it's even a word because it sounds weird.
If I'm watching a scary movie, and the killer or bad guy doesn't die or go to jail at the ending of a movie I get scared because then I think I'm going to get murdered by him...or I'll have nightmares or something like he'll just randomly show up at my door.
I like to read the labels on every product I buy or want to purchase, I like to see how they try to persuade me to buy their product.
You know when your making toast or pop tarts...it's never fully cooked to your satisfaction after the first toast...so you're like yeah I'll toast it one more time, I just wont forget about it...but then you forget...and it burns...so you can either try and salvage the lost soul...or just start over.
When I'm driving on the highway or just going fast I like to put my hand out of the car and act like it's a spaceship, so I wave it around in the wind and test the aerodynamics of certain hand movements...
CoaCoa Dynobites, the generic version of CoaCoa Pebbles...are definitely not the same after you've just brushed your teeth. And as with all little cereals I hate it when you get the little rebel
pebbles who decide to stick on the side of the bowl instead of conforming with the rest of the herd in the milk...the spoon isn't a good rake!
So yeah that's all I have right now but if I find more activities or things I do in common day life I'll be sure to update it and post it.
I run up the stairs because I think someone is chasing me.
I change the channel when a scary commercial is on.
I try to watch ONE fan blade when the ceiling fan is on.
I sleep with my closet doors closed.
I don't sleep with my feet hanging off the bed because I think something is going to grab me.
I hate it when the seat-belt locks and I'm stuck.
I try to cross lanes without hitting the bumps when I drive.
I hold my breathe and turn back to see when I walk by a super pretty girl.
When I'm walking at school or something and then someone walks in my line like coming right at me so I have to plan which way I'm going to go, so I go right but then at that moment the person also goes right, so now it's like an awkward pause and then I finally get by them and im like "Like really...wow."
When I'm having a really Great Dream...and right before anything good happens some retard or something wakes me up...so I try to get my dream back by putting my self back in the situation I was in, but it never works...haha
When I'm enjoying Milk and Cookies...I hate it when I dip my cookie into the milky abyss and it gets so nice and soft that it breaks in half and it falls to the bottom of my cup...So I'm stuck with the dry crunchy part of the cookie...so I either get my hand all milky to retrieve the lost soldier....or i just wait till the end...
I hate it when I'm at the last sip or two of a nice drink...so I tip the cup...but I notice that all the ICE is just chilling at the top...then outta nowhere they all fall and hit me in the face..it never hurts but i always get scared...because I don't know when it's going to attack me...
I hate it when I walk through a spider web..because then I have to like peel off the invisible web that's on me. And then I think the spider is on me somewhere about to bite me...xD
I hate it when I try killing a bug but then it gets away...so then I think it's going to go get it's friends and come back to murder me....
I hate it when my arms or legs fall asleep because then they get all ticklish and you cant move them or its like super funny/painful/weird feeling...
When one side of my nose is stuffed ...so then I lay on the opposite side and the stuffiness shifts to the other side...and then right when it's in the middle...I hurry up and lay on my back...
And what is it that's clogging your nose? Like honestly???
You know when ur just sitting in church chilling...
and then u have to stand up and start singing... so ur like alright whatever I'll pretend im singing along...But then there's always that one person in the church that thinks they have to sing the song the best they ever had in their life...I mean your just standing there humming along not even paying attention and you got American Idol going on in the background...It's sad because I always look at the schedule and see where we are at in the service so I can see how close we are to getting out ...
I hate it when my hair gets caught in headphones, and then it like rips it out and it hurts...
I hate it when I'm trying to do something when looking at the mirror and it's all like backwards and then my arm gets tired.
I hate it when I'm chewing bubble gum and I blow the biggest bubble...and of course it pops, but then it's that kind of gum that sticks to your lips, and the only way to get it off is to like take the gum and like dab it on ur lips...
When I'm making that delicious Easy Mac..and after the 4 minutes in the microwave, the bowl is so hot, like it was just dipped into a volcano full of hot magma, and then I grab it anyway and run it over to the kitchen table while my hands burning off and I set it down and then I shake my hand furiously and make that weird sound that u make when u hurt a finger or ur hands...kinda like "ssssshhllhshhlshhhh" like a snake with an Elisp..like the sloppy S noise...
I hate how peanut butter ALWAYS gets on the handle of the knife...no matter how hard u try..it always gets up there
I hate trying to get off a shirt that's totally soaked in water, because it's all like sticking to you and it feels like your going to die, and when you get it off you totally just slam it on the ground and yell HeeeYAaaawwwww!
I always try and see what kind of animal a person looks like..it's a blasty blast!
In the shower:___I like to write my name in the foggy glass doors or mirrors always in a gangster way, but it ends up looking dumb.
I NEVER EVER shampoo with my eyes closed
because of the fact I fear that if I close my eyes then open them there will be a monster in my shower
so I just tilt my head down and shampoo really fast while using my peripheral vision I do close my eyes occasionally but not long enough for a monster to form and murder me.
Sometimes I do take the time to open my slider glass doors and check behind the curtains to make sure there's no murderer in the bathroom...
You know when your eyes are all used to the light in the bathroom and then you open the door and it's like pitch black and can't see anything, yeah I hate that
same thing at night when you go into the bathroom and turn on the lights and it hurts my eyes.
So like whenever I'm by myself and all alone, and something weird happens to me, like I stub my toe or trip and fall, I always suspect that there's ghosts watching me and laughing...like they set it up or something...then I just talk to myself..haha?
Ok, so like you know when u have to cook something in the microwave and say you only need to cook it for like 20 seconds...so you hit the minute button and tell yourself "Ohhh Ill just stop it at 40 seconds" but then you forget and you totally burn whatever you were cooking...same thing with the damn toaster...it always gets me...
Whenever I'm in a pool..I always think there's a shark and/or alligator chasing me right before I get out...
Whenever I'm in the hallway of a hotel and I'm alone...I always think a guy with a chainsaw is going to come out of nowhere and start chasing me...
Whenever I get a stuffy nose...and I can't breathe out of neither nostril...I always think about the movies, where someone gets tied up and their mouths duck-taped...I'm like if that happened to me I'd suffocate..and I wouldn't be able to tell the robber guy, but sometimes I even test it by covering my mouth and seeing if I can breathe...then I'm like...yup I'd be dead haha.
Whenever I try and lay across the car seat to take a nice nap...there's always that damn seat-belt buckle thing that just has to stab you in the back...then you check and see if it can rotate down or something...but it never works...it always manages to mess up your sleeping arrangement.
I never talk on the phone in a room that echoes...
solely because of the infamous Bathroom Echoe"
...you know exactly what I'm talking about...but sometimes you have to take the call, and even though you both know there's that echoe...you have to ignore it because you don't want to bring it up, so you're thinking...are you talking to me while your taking a dump?
I hate it when I'm texting someone...and I'm keying away with my cute little keyboard that's smack dab on my phone...and as I'm like half way through a long text...someone just has to text me...totally interrupting my text zone...(and you know what they say every time...its either a " hey " or a " whats up ")...so i hit the back button...but then it saves it as a damn draft and then I have to do excess finger work...and I get so frustrated...and I don't text the interrupter person back..I put them in timeout for a while...
I hate it when I cut a finger or part of a hand...and I pretty much don't mind it UNTIL...the dreaded shampoo phase of the shower process...so you have to do the one finger up shampoo and conditioning...it's right then, you realize how much you miss the good 'ole days when your finger was healthy...
:D
Next to an orgasm...or sneezing...I think one of the best feelings is when that little reserve of water, that just stays in your ear after a nice swim...or shower...unexpectedly pours out while your head is on a pillow...it's like greeeaattt ahhhhhhh.
You know when you have a sleep over..or your with a bunch of friends in a room...so eventually, you have to pick where your gonna sleep....and I know we all do this...we always pick the spot where we are the safest...sometimes we say it out loud or we keep it to ourselves...but I know what I do...I'm always like..."Well if the killer comes through the door...he'll kill Johnny first....so that'll give me enough time to run." And even if we don't get the spot we want...we tell ourselves..."Oh the killer will come through the window first, cuz that's what a smart murderer would do, and I'll run out the door while hes hacking little Chloe to pieces."
--maybe not that much in depth but you get the jist of it--
You know when your eating a good meal...and you get that little bone or little hard thing that just totally ruins your prime meal..so you have to isolate the little guy and bring him to the front of your mouth and spit him out...you think you got it...BUT you didn't..because you chew again and it's still there...and sooner or later you just get tired..and spit out the whole mouthful...
Sometimes, if I'm in an awkward position or location, I will literally act like I'm talking to someone on my cell phone...I'll have a full blown conversation with myself.
Don't you hate it when you stub your toe on one of the corners of your bed...there's always that jabby metal thing...or the wheel and it hurts.
I hate it when it's dark and I'm walking up stairs, and then I get to the top but I don't know it's the top so I step up into the air but there's not another step so I just like do some retarded walk thing and try to play it off like I knew it all along.
I hate it when I'm looking for two matching socks in my sock drawer...so I get a sock and set it to the side so I can look for another one that matches it. So I'm goin through all my socks and I seem to have every brand length and color there is..and I find one that looks the same but its not because there's a different color line or something. But then I do find another one that matches it, but in reality it's the same exact one as the one I put to the side cuz it got shuffled in the mix, so I get mad and end up just wearing two different socks
You know when your driving in your car right, and the two back windows are down or something and it starts making that wierd thumping noise in your ears, yeah I dislike that.
I hate when your talking on the phone and right as you hang up you hear the other person yell something like "oh and hey" or "wait" but you hang up. So you don't know whether to call back or if they will...and then you do get a hold of them and they're just like, oh nevermind...grinds my gears...
When you give someone you don't know that well a hug and instead of you both looking the other way, you both look the same way so your cheeks are like touching...haha those can be awkward.
you know like when your in the shower and the water spicket thing is spraying but there's that one area where it's not spraying so you put your hand as far up the part its not spraying until our hand finally gets wet...
I smell and touch everything..sometimes...lol
Sometimes I'll think of a word, and I'll just keep saying it over and over again until it sounds weird and then I'll ask how it's even a word because it sounds weird.
If I'm watching a scary movie, and the killer or bad guy doesn't die or go to jail at the ending of a movie I get scared because then I think I'm going to get murdered by him...or I'll have nightmares or something like he'll just randomly show up at my door.
I like to read the labels on every product I buy or want to purchase, I like to see how they try to persuade me to buy their product.
You know when your making toast or pop tarts...it's never fully cooked to your satisfaction after the first toast...so you're like yeah I'll toast it one more time, I just wont forget about it...but then you forget...and it burns...so you can either try and salvage the lost soul...or just start over.
When I'm driving on the highway or just going fast I like to put my hand out of the car and act like it's a spaceship, so I wave it around in the wind and test the aerodynamics of certain hand movements...
CoaCoa Dynobites, the generic version of CoaCoa Pebbles...are definitely not the same after you've just brushed your teeth. And as with all little cereals I hate it when you get the little rebel
pebbles who decide to stick on the side of the bowl instead of conforming with the rest of the herd in the milk...the spoon isn't a good rake!
So yeah that's all I have right now but if I find more activities or things I do in common day life I'll be sure to update it and post it.
Fast Money and Easy Money...or Life.
All it is nowadays is I need fast money and I need it now and something super easy where I can sit and watch games or look online all day and never lift a finger. Some people hate office jobs but that's one thing not wanting to do anything is just plain laziness. If you don't like office jobs try a sport you're good at, start drawing, writing poetry, lyrics, play an instrument, try out acting careers, try vocals and singing. There's soooooo much out there yet people don't try it and when put in front of them all the do is assume "Oh more work why bother?" Well life isn't about fast money and easy money. Those people that make millions still have times and dates to appear at work and on top of that the more popular you are the more politics and fans and work there is behind it. So if you want money fast and easy good luck finding it because life is about enjoying what you have and where you can get with the abilities you have...not loafing around on a coach or sofa and watching your bank grow exponentially.
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